Armageddon An asteroid is headed straight for Earth! Oh no! But it’s okay! Instead of training astronauts to drill on the asteroid, we’ll train drillers to be astronauts! IT MAKES TOTAL SENSE. Harbor (AKA wannabe Titanic) Michael Bay, the master of subtlety, takes the tragedy at Pearl Harbor and puts three white people in a love triangle at the forefront and then blows everything up in slow motion. Yes, they took money from a massive budget to create special effects of robot balls for nothing more than a close up shot of said balls. Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen There is a scene in this movie where one of the robotic Transformers is shown to have large testicles. We must do all we can to bring this evil to an end.ġ. Readers of Normal Person will know Gustavo Tiberius has certain…feelings about Mr. Hi! To celebrate the release of How to Be a Movie Star, the sequel to How to Be a Normal Person, I bring you the Top Five Reasons Michael Bay Must Be Stopped.
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